Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hats and Eyelash Curlers

Wearing a hat that says "American GrassFed Beef" kind of stands out in Chicago. You were an odd man, sir.

It doesn't matter that I'm a woman and have used an eyelash curler before...they are a terrifying instrument and never cease to horrify me whenever I see one being used...on the subway...with a cell phone as a mirror. My goodness, woman, get up five minutes earlier and curl your eyelashes at home. You're freakin us all out here!


  1. At least she wasn't curling her eyelashes while driving.

  2. yuck, i can't handle eyelash curlers. i picture it ripping out each one of my lashes, one. by. one. or pulling out my eyeball instead. or---
    i'm making myself nauseous.

  3. They terrify me. I don't go near them. Not since the 7th grade when I paired them with wicked blue mascara. Oh dear.