"I hope that's not all you got her for Valentine's day!"

Riding the bus this morning, the driver said "Happy Valentine's Day" to me. Awww. How sweet. He talked to himself as he drove though, which took away a little bit of the warm fuzzies...

A gentleman who had obviously done some of his grocery shopping this morning was on the bus. A lady boarded and commented, "Toilet paper!" (He had a large package of tp with him...) As if that weren't crazy enough...she proceeded to say "I just LOVE toilet paper."

Wow.

She followed it with "I hope that's not all you bought her for Valentine's day!"

Two stops later she left. But she LOVES toilet paper...