Wearing a hat that says "American GrassFed Beef" kind of stands out in Chicago. You were an odd man, sir.
It doesn't matter that I'm a woman and have used an eyelash curler before...they are a terrifying instrument and never cease to horrify me whenever I see one being used...on the subway...with a cell phone as a mirror. My goodness, woman, get up five minutes earlier and curl your eyelashes at home. You're freakin us all out here!
At least she wasn't curling her eyelashes while driving.
ReplyDeleteOh! So, so, so true.
ReplyDeleteyuck, i can't handle eyelash curlers. i picture it ripping out each one of my lashes, one. by. one. or pulling out my eyeball instead. or---
ReplyDeletei'm making myself nauseous.
They terrify me. I don't go near them. Not since the 7th grade when I paired them with wicked blue mascara. Oh dear.
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